Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills people, If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds ’til.” After you ask, “Two seconds ’til what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds ’til.” After you ask, “Two seconds ’til what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris originally appeared in the “Street Fighter II” video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”. Chuck Norris can chew glass back into sand When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down Chuck Norris can make a hole in the sun with a snowball. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship, Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV, If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds ’til.” After you ask, “Two seconds ’til what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
